I am really not sure about the true origins of this little Letter that’s floating around but it is amusing to say the least.
MOVING TO MEXICO
Dear Mr. President:
I’m planning to move my family and extended family into
Mexico for my health, and I would like to ask you to assist me.
We’re planning to simply walk across the border from the
U.S. Into Mexico , and we’ll need your help to make a few arrangements.
We plan to skip all the legal stuff like visas,
Passports, immigration quotas and laws.
I’m sure they handle those things the same way you do
Here. So, would you mind telling your buddy, President Calderon, that I’m on my
Way over?
Please let him know that I will be expecting the following:
1.. Free medical care for my entire family.
2. English-speaking government bureaucrats for all
Services I might need, whether I use them or not.
3. Please print all Mexican government forms in English.
4. I want my grandkids to be taught Spanish by
English-speaking (bi-lingual) teachers.
5. Tell their schools they need to include classes on
American culture and history.
6. I want my grandkids to see the American flag on one
Of the flag poles at their school.
7. Please plan to feed my grandkids at school for both
Breakfast and lunch.
8. I will need a local Mexican driver’s license so I can
Get easy access to government services.
9. I do plan to get a car and drive in Mexico , but, I
Don’t plan to purchase car insurance, and I probably won’t make any special
Effort to learn local traffic laws.
10. In case one of the Mexican police officers does not
Get the memo from their president to leave me alone, please be sure that every
Patrol car has at least one English-speaking officer..
11. I plan to fly the U.S. Flag from my house top, put U
S. Flag decals on my car, and have a gigantic celebration on July 4th. I do not
Want any complaints or negative comments from the locals.
12. I would also like to have a nice job without paying
Any taxes, or have any labor or tax laws enforced on any business I may start.
13. Please have the president tell all the Mexican
People to be extremely nice and never say critical things about me or my family,
Or about the strain we might place on their economy.
14. I want to receive free food stamps.
15. Naturally, I’ll expect free rent subsidies.
16. I’ll need Income tax credits so although I don’t pay
Mexican Taxes, I’ll receive money from the government.
17. Please arrange it so that the Mexican Gov’t pays
$4,500 to help me buy a new car.
18.. Oh yes, I almost forgot, please enroll me free into
The Mexican Social Security program so that I’ll get a monthly income in
Retirement.
I know this is an easy request because you already do
All these things for all his people who walk over to the U.S. From Mexico . I am
Sure that President Calderon won’t mind returning the favor if you ask him
Nicely.
Thank you so much for your kind help.
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What’s up with DirecTV?
by Noxdominae on June 8, 2010
Seems some people have been having problems with their DirecTV service. Some reports floating around say that the DirecTV Remote control is not working properly and their service is stuck on a single channel. When trying to reach customer service they found that finding that number is harder than finding a needle in a haystack. To help solve the inconvenience with finding help with customer service I have commented on the proper way to find your DirecTV customer service number.
It also helps when you are searching for a Customer service number that you spell the Service correctly as most people seemed to be searching for Direct TV …. You may want to take the time to look at your Sat box and maybe take a gander at the Dish you have tacked up somewhere to see what the name of the service is.
They have fixed this rather embarrassing and annoying glitch as of now. It is especially embarrassing since they just released their whole home dvr Playback service allowing you to play back from a single dvr in up to 15 rooms. In short Don’t panic just make sure you have spell checked yourself before panicking
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